Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object 
Oh, The Onion. Perfect as always. Thought you were losing it in the final straight, but then you bring it on home at the end.
Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object
Death by hammers is easily the most hilarious thing in the world. I don’t even know how to start explaining this to you guys.
This is oddly lovely… odd because in principle I don’t like this Chumbawumba song, despite it being lovely hearing people singing it. Also, well, They Might Be Giants are the dictionary definition of oddly lovely.
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I consider you a friend, Douglas. Together, we have shared many adventures, from waiting in line for the Star Wars: Episode I premiere to meeting Mark “Dukat” Alaimo at ComiCon 2001. Your friendship is as valuable to me as my Michael York-autographed DVD of Logan’s Run.
But when it comes to reasoned, thoughtful, and informed discussions on the Green Lantern continuum and its place within the larger DC universe, I hold friends to the same high standard I would strangers or anyone else.
So long as you insist on clinging to your, quite frankly, bizarre opinions on the Emerald Knight’s 60-plus-year history, it is not worth my time to engage you in purposeless noisemaking. Rather than become agitated, as I’ve allowed you to make me in the past, I will simply serve notice that I will not entertain any future Green Lantern discussions with you until you have come to a more mature place in your development as a fan. When you are ready to have a serious conversation about Green Lantern, you have my e-mail address.
"Oh Onion. As usual, you perfectly predict what I need to read, sometimes by nearly ten years.
Final Minutes Of Last Harry Potter Movie To Be Split Into Seven Separate Films.
(Source: literallyunbelievable)
Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of “Fast Five”
OH THE ONION! You kill me!
