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Twilight: Modern Warfare 2

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@1 year ago | Comments

Twilight: For Guys!!

This. Is. SATIRE!

(Honestly, this is pretty crass, but then it’s, like, ultimately satirical on, like, EVERY SINGLE LEVEL.)

@2 years ago with 1 note | Comments

What Twilight fans will be reading in ten years.
(via 8 Things Twilight Has Ruined (Besides Vampires)

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@2 years ago | Comments

"I suspect my real problems lie with Stephenie Meyer and Melissa Rosenberg, the novelist and screenwriter responsible for “The Twilight Saga,” and, by extension, Bella Swan. But it does not change how completely I hate Bella Swan."

Review: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse offers more energy, but still disappoints

Drew McWeeny’s response to the latest Twilight movie was basically my exact response to the first one. But he puts it better.

@2 years ago | Comments

"
Take a drink whenever…
* Edward is described as one of the following: Pale, pallid, white, alabaster, ivory, faint, literally sparkling, like a thousand diamonds, incandescent, smooth, statuesque, glittering, scintillating, lavender, perfect, satin smooth, cool as stone.

Take two drinks when…
* He is three or more of these things in the same paragraph.
"

Chris Sims made a Twilight Drinking Game

…And as such, is going to be the most guilty when I eventually actually read the damn book.

@3 years ago | Comments

This is the sort of thread that could just run and run…

thepoutyfaceartist:

AHAHAHAHA….WHAT?! Who ever wrote that is a sad person lol!

noentusuke1:

wolfbitch:

ovarycat:

homemadedarkmark:

marauder-:

homemadedarkmark:

ericathefallen:

siriuslyserious:

dontletthemseeyoucry:

LMAO. Hermione > Bella. Forever.

WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?!

I wasn’t aware that getting pregnant at 19 and being utterly dependent on a man was something girls around the world should LOOK UP TO. How about putting your life on the line to stand by your friends? Or standing up for what you believe in? OR PUNCHING DRACO IN THE FACE?!

Hermione > Bella

ANY DAY O’ DA WEEK.

Hermione. Intelligence, amazing, doesn’t practically kill herself because the person she likes is ((no offense Ron)) kinda mean

Bella, woe is me, Edward can command me around all you want, lack of education, whiner, brat, teen mother.

….yup

At least it takes Hermione near seven years to fall in love, whereas it takes Bella half a second to fall in lust.

…….ttthhhaaaaaaaaat is another good reason

I don’t have anything constructive to add, hahah, just wanted to agree vehemently.

oh, silly twilight fans. you will never beat the characters, the story, and the overall message of Harry Potter.

@2 years ago with 445 notes | Comments