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Although Jon Stewart is basically overreacting to a pretty straight-forward and minor bit of law that his show got hit by on a technicality - they could probably have used on-screen quotes, after all, and some of our satirical shows go a lot further without showing actual footage of Parliament - it was lovely seeing Spitting Image again, and I loved the re-enactment of the Royal Wedding.

Well, when you lay it all out like that, it actually sounds really bad.
The Daily Mash - Hari defends himself during pretend Parkinson interview
Hah. AHAHAHAH! only funnier thing I’ve read today was Mr Hari’s revised statement after taking advice apology earlier on.

THE APOSTATE Paul Haggis vs. the Church of Scientology by Lawrence Wright
The Daily Mash - Is lovely Liz becoming just another thumbnail on the Daily Mail website?
Brilliant.
Mic Wright is typically wise on the subject of Johann Hari’s interviewing of Kenneth Tong:
Johann Hari gets much love on Twitter. He’s the cleverest boy in class as I’ve written before but his grandstanding takedown of self-confessed sociopath and full-time dangerous fuckwit Kenneth Tong isn’t the Ali-knocks-out-Frasier triumph some people are making it out to be. It’s Hari letting a fool hang himself and pulling the quotes together effectively.
However, I think he’s giving Hari too much credit, and overstating Tong’s mentality.
Needless to say, Kenneth Tong is an idiot, but to say he’s either dangerous or mentally ill is to say the same of any number of the people one encounters on the internet or in online gaming or at work on a daily basis. Ground level jaded pragmatists across Twitter identified him as a troll and chose to ignore the fuss pretty early on, leaving the boards clear for the pro-level outraged and backwash trolls to fight it out. For the most part this happened well-clear of my timeline, thankfully, until Hari got involved.
This was a week, after all, where lots of real news was happening. Most of the people I knew outside of Twitter had no clue who Kenneth Tong was. Indeed, I pretty much live my life on there, and only knew about him through other people’s outrage.
I’ll be honest, for all the love Hari gets, and it is plentiful, I will never know whether he is any good as a writer. His reflected views are too noisily aggrieved, and his persona too smug, self-righteous and entitled to get past, and from what I’ve seen his opinions and insights aren’t really enlightening or imaginative enough to be worth such a high price of entry. For sure, he is often on the right side, but I fail to see why we need someone who does little more than validate opinions we probably already had, when at the same time they drag down the general tone of discourse.
My first encounter with his persona was in the video of him bellowing at Richard Littlejohn, while an indentured BNP member looked on sheepishly, which was sold to me as heroic. I didn’t find it heroic. Did we need someone to point out to us that a member of the BNP or Littlejohn are wrong-headed, especially if in the process they make those two not-quite-upstanding citizens actually look rational and considered by comparison?
No, what Hari did then was play to his audience. He isn’t interested in educating or enlightening people who disagree with him, so much as he is in being pet-validator to the worst instincts of the liberal and outraged. Worse, in the process he makes it harder for those of us who have to suffer life in the real world. Who can’t choose our colleagues, or lampoon the intolerance of our families and oldest friends for profit. Who have to deal with patience and reasoned language with the people who actually watch Littlejohn, and who now have a cartoonish stereotype of shrill, impotent liberalism that they can use to tone us out.
And the Tong interview smells to me of being more of the same. I’ll level with you, I haven’t read it, and when I tried to I found that my foreknowledge of it made me too annoyed to start. Because I heard about it the day before on Twitter, in a sequence of smug teaser tweets from Hari himself, coming in on the heels of Tong’s confession - which Hari then insisted was down to him and false - that it was a hoax.
It was hard, as one of the people who doesn’t come to Hari from a stance of admiration, not to see that as a little backward. A self-appointed journalist promoting an upcoming article in such a way, before it was available, didn’t seem like something usual enough to be taken at face value. It seems like a pretty transparent case of Tong’s statement forcing Hari to do something to put himself back in the middle of the story, rather than Tong being forced to break cover because of Hari’s imminent interview.
Nobody covered themselves in glory, here, and I admit I resent the notion that Hari might have ended up with some anyway. His self-promoting approach to this story, and the response of the red-faced who lauded him, grateful to him for providing a way to spare their blushes, is too familiar to moments of conservative outrage in our recent past, where a joke or statement or image has proven so foul and offensive and necessary of censure to The Mail et al that they can’t restrain themselves from sharing it with as many paying punters as possible.
Tong’s statements were execrable, and idiotic, and only as dangerous as they were widespread. Like one of those virus warning emails that makes you delete vital files off your computer, people’s desire to help overcame their ability to apply critical reasoning to the situation, and instead of minimising the potential impact, this exacerbated it. That so many people made this particular error in judgement actually says something pretty nice about them, but the same can’t be applied to Hari’s attempt to morally capitalise on it. Being right every now and then doesn’t stop one being an asshole, and when someone needs such a fractious culture to fuel their career in this way, they can’t reliably be expected to have our best interests at heart.
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Laurie is, I’m sure, a hard working journo, and Molly Crabapple clearly has a lot of appeal for people, but I couldn’t help myself here.
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Thinking about Chris Morris a lot at the moment, for some reason.
@1 year ago with 14 notes | Comments“I’m a creep,” Thom York tells me as he sips tea fresh from the pot, staring vacantly though a misty window. “I’m a weirdo.” He confirms the statement later when he picks something from his ear and eats it, but first he shakes himself from the distraction.
La Règle du Jeu (1939) - Memorable quotes
I read this quote minutes before hearing about the possible internet blackout of Egypt. If what we’re hearing is right, it’s horrible, and at least the video of the protester getting shot is unambigous.
I haven’t seen this movie, but that quote puts into words something I genuinely, whole-heartedly believe, and something I seem to find myself repeating, one way or another, a lot these days.
Pretty soon my twitter timeline is going to explode with people who understand everything that is going on completely.
I know this because they have been exactly the same about every single other outrage that has happened, large or small, in the last couple of years. I love a lot of these people to bits, but I already know it is going to frustrate me.
False equivalences imminent. Prepare for painful confirmation bias. Expect return & subsequent re-disintegration of irony.
My hope, the way it always is, is that it could be worse.

Of all the the journalists in Britain you would want to write about the Joanna Yeates murder, Liz Jones is probably nestling somewhere near the bottom of the list. You might think, after all, that Jones’ penchant for consumerist superficiality and ill-directed moaning doesn’t quite carry the gravitas required to really deal with such a case of genuine human tragedy and emotion. Well, you’d be right.
Great take-down of Liz Jones’ truly awful - in every sense - article about Joanna Yeates.
Well, when you lay it all out like that, it actually sounds really bad.
Thinking about Chris Morris a lot at the moment, for some reason.
“I’m a creep,” Thom York tells me as he sips tea fresh from the pot, staring vacantly though a misty window. “I’m a weirdo.” He confirms the statement later when he picks something from his ear and eats it, but first he shakes himself from the distraction.
The Daily Mash - Hari defends himself during pretend Parkinson interview
Hah. AHAHAHAH! only funnier thing I’ve read today was Mr Hari’s revised statement after taking advice apology earlier on.
THE APOSTATE Paul Haggis vs. the Church of Scientology by Lawrence Wright
La Règle du Jeu (1939) - Memorable quotes
I read this quote minutes before hearing about the possible internet blackout of Egypt. If what we’re hearing is right, it’s horrible, and at least the video of the protester getting shot is unambigous.
I haven’t seen this movie, but that quote puts into words something I genuinely, whole-heartedly believe, and something I seem to find myself repeating, one way or another, a lot these days.
Pretty soon my twitter timeline is going to explode with people who understand everything that is going on completely.
I know this because they have been exactly the same about every single other outrage that has happened, large or small, in the last couple of years. I love a lot of these people to bits, but I already know it is going to frustrate me.
False equivalences imminent. Prepare for painful confirmation bias. Expect return & subsequent re-disintegration of irony.
My hope, the way it always is, is that it could be worse.
Of all the the journalists in Britain you would want to write about the Joanna Yeates murder, Liz Jones is probably nestling somewhere near the bottom of the list. You might think, after all, that Jones’ penchant for consumerist superficiality and ill-directed moaning doesn’t quite carry the gravitas required to really deal with such a case of genuine human tragedy and emotion. Well, you’d be right.
Great take-down of Liz Jones’ truly awful - in every sense - article about Joanna Yeates.
Mic Wright is typically wise on the subject of Johann Hari’s interviewing of Kenneth Tong:
Johann Hari gets much love on Twitter. He’s the cleverest boy in class as I’ve written before but his grandstanding takedown of self-confessed sociopath and full-time dangerous fuckwit Kenneth Tong isn’t the Ali-knocks-out-Frasier triumph some people are making it out to be. It’s Hari letting a fool hang himself and pulling the quotes together effectively.
However, I think he’s giving Hari too much credit, and overstating Tong’s mentality.
Needless to say, Kenneth Tong is an idiot, but to say he’s either dangerous or mentally ill is to say the same of any number of the people one encounters on the internet or in online gaming or at work on a daily basis. Ground level jaded pragmatists across Twitter identified him as a troll and chose to ignore the fuss pretty early on, leaving the boards clear for the pro-level outraged and backwash trolls to fight it out. For the most part this happened well-clear of my timeline, thankfully, until Hari got involved.
This was a week, after all, where lots of real news was happening. Most of the people I knew outside of Twitter had no clue who Kenneth Tong was. Indeed, I pretty much live my life on there, and only knew about him through other people’s outrage.
I’ll be honest, for all the love Hari gets, and it is plentiful, I will never know whether he is any good as a writer. His reflected views are too noisily aggrieved, and his persona too smug, self-righteous and entitled to get past, and from what I’ve seen his opinions and insights aren’t really enlightening or imaginative enough to be worth such a high price of entry. For sure, he is often on the right side, but I fail to see why we need someone who does little more than validate opinions we probably already had, when at the same time they drag down the general tone of discourse.
My first encounter with his persona was in the video of him bellowing at Richard Littlejohn, while an indentured BNP member looked on sheepishly, which was sold to me as heroic. I didn’t find it heroic. Did we need someone to point out to us that a member of the BNP or Littlejohn are wrong-headed, especially if in the process they make those two not-quite-upstanding citizens actually look rational and considered by comparison?
No, what Hari did then was play to his audience. He isn’t interested in educating or enlightening people who disagree with him, so much as he is in being pet-validator to the worst instincts of the liberal and outraged. Worse, in the process he makes it harder for those of us who have to suffer life in the real world. Who can’t choose our colleagues, or lampoon the intolerance of our families and oldest friends for profit. Who have to deal with patience and reasoned language with the people who actually watch Littlejohn, and who now have a cartoonish stereotype of shrill, impotent liberalism that they can use to tone us out.
And the Tong interview smells to me of being more of the same. I’ll level with you, I haven’t read it, and when I tried to I found that my foreknowledge of it made me too annoyed to start. Because I heard about it the day before on Twitter, in a sequence of smug teaser tweets from Hari himself, coming in on the heels of Tong’s confession - which Hari then insisted was down to him and false - that it was a hoax.
It was hard, as one of the people who doesn’t come to Hari from a stance of admiration, not to see that as a little backward. A self-appointed journalist promoting an upcoming article in such a way, before it was available, didn’t seem like something usual enough to be taken at face value. It seems like a pretty transparent case of Tong’s statement forcing Hari to do something to put himself back in the middle of the story, rather than Tong being forced to break cover because of Hari’s imminent interview.
Nobody covered themselves in glory, here, and I admit I resent the notion that Hari might have ended up with some anyway. His self-promoting approach to this story, and the response of the red-faced who lauded him, grateful to him for providing a way to spare their blushes, is too familiar to moments of conservative outrage in our recent past, where a joke or statement or image has proven so foul and offensive and necessary of censure to The Mail et al that they can’t restrain themselves from sharing it with as many paying punters as possible.
Tong’s statements were execrable, and idiotic, and only as dangerous as they were widespread. Like one of those virus warning emails that makes you delete vital files off your computer, people’s desire to help overcame their ability to apply critical reasoning to the situation, and instead of minimising the potential impact, this exacerbated it. That so many people made this particular error in judgement actually says something pretty nice about them, but the same can’t be applied to Hari’s attempt to morally capitalise on it. Being right every now and then doesn’t stop one being an asshole, and when someone needs such a fractious culture to fuel their career in this way, they can’t reliably be expected to have our best interests at heart.